zooeyclairedeschanel:

i found my new favorite twitter

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tastefullyoffensive:

Crazy Ideas That Just Need to Happen Already [via]

Previously: Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts

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sluttydilf:

Nurse Joy here I come 😍

sluttydilf:

Nurse Joy here I come 😍

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sir-hathaway:

Tarantino is Genius. 

This gives me life. 

HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THIS?

Genius!!

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dev0rama:

There’s only one way to get no tan lines…

dev0rama:

There’s only one way to get no tan lines…

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